Haiti Vs. Hatey
Let me put it in financial terms for immoral wingnuts: We owe Haiti for the greatest legal real estate deal we ever made. Research it yourself. Napoleon sold New Orleans to us b/c he failed to re-enslave Haiti, essential to his imagined sugar empire & threw in the rest for free. Time to thank Haiti, w/it’s tiny band of courageous rebels, for defeating the mighty armies of Napoleon Bonaparte, who then gave up & ’sold’ us, @ $3/acre, the 14 states (12 of which are reliably red & redder) that unite the United States . Now shut up and donate $10. Text HAITI to 90999. You will receive a confirmation request from the Red Cross that you wish to donate $10 to Haiti Relief, and a link to a website.
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